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042: the party (A one-minute play)

2/1/2020

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Picture
Characters:
- Sal
- Cal

Party music playing loudly. They stand face to face.
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Sal- You shouldn’t try to kiss me. 
Cal- Why?
Sal- Because I’m a big-shot lawyer.
Cal- So? 
Sal- And your just a low-budget sales clerk. 
Cal- But my kiss is as sweet as butter. 
Sal- Without money, everything soon turns bitter. 


Server walks by and offers them some bread and butter. Sal turns them away.

Cal- You shouldn’t have turned them away. 
Sal- I’m not hungry.
Cal- Without even offering me some of that bread and butter. 
Sal- See, that's what I’m walking about! Lowly, motherfucker! 
Cal- What?
Sal- Lowly, motherfucker! 
Cal- I’m just really hungry. 
Sal- Lowly, fish tank bottom feeder. 
Cal- I just want a kiss. 
Sal- Right, just a kiss and some bread and butter. Then after that? I suppose you          want more? 
Cal- Why, yes of course. Once I get started I simply can’t stop. 
Sal- You want all my gold parts. 
Cal- Yep. I want to shake you down and steal all your gold parts!
Sal- Don’t mock me Mr. 
Cal- Baby, you got me all wrong. I ain’t no greedy motherfucker. 

She smiles. They kiss. Fireworks.

THE END.

​- Jenna Kennedy
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