Party music playing loudly. They stand face to face.
Sal- You shouldn’t try to kiss me.
Sal- Because I’m a big-shot lawyer.
Sal- And your just a low-budget sales clerk.
Cal- But my kiss is as sweet as butter.
Sal- Without money, everything soon turns bitter.
Server walks by and offers them some bread and butter. Sal turns them away.
Cal- You shouldn’t have turned them away.
Sal- I’m not hungry.
Cal- Without even offering me some of that bread and butter.
Sal- See, that's what I’m walking about! Lowly, motherfucker!
Sal- Lowly, motherfucker!
Cal- I’m just really hungry.
Sal- Lowly, fish tank bottom feeder.
Cal- I just want a kiss.
Sal- Right, just a kiss and some bread and butter. Then after that? I suppose you want more?
Cal- Why, yes of course. Once I get started I simply can’t stop.
Sal- You want all my gold parts.
Cal- Yep. I want to shake you down and steal all your gold parts!
Sal- Don’t mock me Mr.
Cal- Baby, you got me all wrong. I ain’t no greedy motherfucker.
She smiles. They kiss. Fireworks.
- Jenna Kennedy